FAQ

Is the data on these shirts real?

No. Every chart is invented. There is no dataset, no source and no methodology. The shapes are chosen because they're funny and because you recognise them, not because anything was measured.

Is any of this financial advice?

No. It's a t-shirt. Nothing on this site is financial advice, and we are not authorised to give any.

What shirt is it?

Gildan Softstyle 64000. Mid-weight at 153 g/m² (4.5 oz), ring-spun cotton, unisex regular fit, tubular body with no side seams, ribbed and twill-taped collar. Sizes S to 3XL.

What colours can I get?

Black and white. On the black shirt the artwork prints in white and red; on the white shirt it prints in black and red. Both are 100% ring-spun cotton.

How big is the print?

Large front print, roughly 11.5 inches wide across the chest. It's meant to be readable from across a room. A small chest print would defeat the entire point.

How long does delivery take?

Your shirt is printed once you order it, so there are two stages. Printing usually takes 2 to 4 working days. UK delivery is then typically 2 to 5 working days on standard post. Allow roughly 4 to 9 working days in total, and a little longer during December.

Is delivery free?

Free UK delivery on orders over £50. Below that, standard UK delivery is charged at checkout.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to tell us you want to return an unworn, unwashed item, and 14 days after that to send it back. Because each shirt is printed for your order, we ask you to cover return postage unless the item is faulty, misprinted or not what you ordered — in which case we cover it and there's no need to send anything back before we sort it out.

What if the print is wrong or the shirt is faulty?

Send a photo to the contact page within 30 days and we'll reprint it or refund it. You won't be asked to pay postage and you usually won't need to return the faulty one.

How should I wash it?

Inside out at 30°C, with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang it up. Don't iron directly onto the print. Direct-to-garment ink sits in the fabric rather than on top of it, so it won't crack, but a hot iron straight onto it will still ruin the finish.

Will the print fade?

It softens very slightly after the first wash — that's the excess ink clearing and it's normal. After that it holds for the life of the shirt if you wash it inside out and skip the tumble dryer's hottest setting.